AISubs v3.7
- Alright, we're outside now! - Yeah!
- What's your point, Ryo? - Zero!
- Tetsuya? - One.
- Minus one. - Zero!
That's what we're doing now.
We'll be doing three tasks outside, so do your best in your own fields!
- Okay! - Okay!
- First task! - Okay!
Jump rope for two minutes!
- Oh! - Huh? Huh? Huh?
- How many times can you do it? - How many times can you jump rope for two minutes?
- I really don't know! - I don't know!
- I don't know about that! - I don't know how fast you can jump rope!
- That's just your self-confidence! - That's right!
- I felt bad for you for doing it for three minutes, so I made it two minutes! - That's right!
- If you feel bad about it, you should hurry up and do it. - Yeah, I think there's a strategy like that.
- I'll jump rope for 60 times out of fear! - Huh?!
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- Well, it's just the beginning! - 100! 100!
- I definitely can't do it! I'm quitting! - I don't know!
- I definitely can't do it! - Really?!
- I can't do it if it's not just one time! - 120!
You can do it once in one second, so you're really slow at 120!
To be honest, starting with 120 is seriously too old-fashioned!
- Hahaha! - Yeah!
I wouldn't say "alright, let's do it!"
Let's do it with 130!
- Alright, Toshimi-san, 130! - 150!
- Wow! - Wow! You made it!
- It's just around here! - I can't do it anymore!
I'm probably not good at flying.
- 160! - You made it!
- 170! - You made it!
- 175! - 175!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Alright! I've been able to jump rope up to here! I'm going down now! - Wow!
- 180! - 180!
- I really don't know about this! - 200!
- Wow! - Wow!
I missed it!
- This is bad! - 210!
- What?! - What?!
- Toshimi-san, this is unexpected! - Isn't this almost full-max?
- You can almost keep doing "don, don, don, don," like this.
- If you use your physical strength like this, you'll probably be in trouble in the next round.
- You have to win in order to win. - That's right!
- Should we... go down a little? - Hahaha!
- Is it okay? - No, we're just going down on purpose.
- Well, if we're similar in quantity, we can line up. - Yeah.
- Everyone, are you going all out in this project?
- It's Sachio-san! - Oh, it's Sachio-san!
- Sachio-san, do you want to jump rope? - Hahaha!
- Hey, Sachi, try jumping rope. - What is it?
- It's perfectly red. - I'll do it!
- Hahaha! - Try jumping rope, Sachio-san.
- Don't you think I'll get bitten? - Hahaha!
- I don't know about that! - That's a lie!
- You're bad at this! - That's a lie!
- You're really bad at this! - No, no, no!
- So, Sachi-san, do you want to jump rope? - Yes, I do.
- Sachi-san, are you ready? - How will it go?
- 215cm. - Wow! - 215cm!
- We have no choice but to jump from here. - It's going to be difficult.
- Wow! - Sachi-san, let's go with 215cm!
- So, Fashimi-san, you have two minutes! Ready... Start!
- Okay, we're going to start jumping from around here.
- Hahaha! - Your face...
- Wow, that's easy!
- 200cm?!
- 210cm!
- 215cm! - Wow!
- 30 seconds!
- 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
- Time's up! - Wow!
- Hey, that's too easy!
- Okay, please line up!
- So, what's the result?
- 304cm! - Wow!
- That's too easy for you! - Is it? - I did it!
- Tetsuya-kun has 1 point and you have 0 points left.
- By the way, in the video so far...
- There hasn't been a single "Hey, you can do it! You can do it!"
- There really hasn't. - I don't know!
- All of the excitement in the auction part has gone to waste.
- If you're excited, you can only play tag.
- Especially if you're not filming.
- Next event! - Okay!
- If that was self-confidence, this is power!
- This is perseverance! - Wow!
- It's over! - Wow! - Perseverance is impossible!
- Takumi-san and Shintani-san are really good at this. - I know!
- It's impossible. - We're consuming energy right now. - I see. - How many times do we have to do it? I know it! - 13! - It's impossible! - Lower it all the way down. - Can I be poor? - Yes! - Then let's do this side. - 13 times in a row? - 13 is impossible! - Isn't it too much? - It's impossible! - If you can do it, do it 10 times. - I said it with all my heart, but I can't do it either! - I really can't do the test! - I can't do it either! - Oh, old men! - I've only seen it in the past! - Old men! - I can't do the action part! - I know! I know the weight of that body!
- I know how to do it! - I'm doing it with a body I know! - It was 13 or 14 just now! - But if it's 13, you'll lose! - If you lose, we won't be able to win! - If Tetsuya wins this, Tetsuya's first place will be decided at this point! - That's right! - This is bad! - What will you do? - Go for it! - Please go for it! - Please go for it! - This is impossible for me! - Go for it! - It's impossible for me to say it in a big voice! - I'm challenging you now! - If you succeed, I'll go to the next one, the one where no one can pass it! - Even if you fail, you won't win! - That's right! - Since I won here, it's a guarantee that three of you will lose!
I definitely can't do a forehand in.
Look, Denzel's warming up!
I'm good at it!
But the video is bad...
I don't know about that!
14!
I said 13 because I didn't want anyone to do it, so I can't do it either.
So, Shibayu, let's go with 14!
It's over! It's over!
He's fast!
I can do it! I can do it!
It's a shame that we didn't have a better swimming pool.
It's over!
Let's count down!
1!
2!
3!
4!
5!
6!
7!
8!
9!
10!
8! Let's do 8!
It's not over yet! It's okay!
Take a break! Take a break!
Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Damn it! I'm really going crazy!
Shibayu, you have 5 more!
If you drop it you die! If you drop it you die!
Ah!
I died!
- No, that's too bad. - What?!
- I wonder if Tetsuya can do it 13 times. - Wanna try?
If you do it 13 times and I can't do it, I'll regret it.
1... 2...
- Wow, wow. - 3...
- My body is floating from my waist. - 4... 5... 6... 7... 8...
- I can do it. - 8... 9... 10...
- 11... 12... 13... - Wow!
- 14... - Wow!
- Ah! - See, you can do it! 15!
- Wow! - Ah, it's hard!
- It's hard! - Wow!
- You did it! - You did it!
If you did it at the same time, you could've gotten a point.
Okay, so Shibayu-san, you've got -1 point!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
But I'm glad you're doing your best for the first time.
- Okay, let's move on to the final race! - Yes!
FINAL RACE
The final race...
2000 meters! I'll be driving!
Wow...
I was going to go first, but you all know the times, right?
I decided to go second just a little bit, but...
- Well, Tetsuya-san has won already... - Yeah...
- So there's no reason for you to lose. - If I could afford it, I'd go first, but...
- Yeah... - You're a bad guy, aren't you?
- You're just picking up girls. - I'm just picking up girls.
Also, we're doing this baseball ground, right?
From the form to the light pole...
- If you measure it now, it's 83 meters. - No way!
- So you'll have to go back and forth 12 times. - It's like a shuttlecock!
- Wow, it's hard! - Yes.
You'll have to stop once and run again, so you'll lose a little bit of that.
So please calculate that as well.
- 20 minutes! - Well, well, well...
- You'll go first, right? - 2000 meters...
- If you say it here, I won't say anything, right? - No, I won't say anything.
- So you can say it. - Once for 15 minutes...
- 12 minutes... - 10 minutes... - Well, well, well...
- Even so... - 9 and a half...
- 9 and a half minutes! So if you win this, you'll get a reward, right?
- Can we do it in 9 and a half minutes? - If it's a game show, it'll probably start in 9 minutes.
- Maybe this auction... - Well, let's do it in 9 minutes for now.
- At least... - 20 minutes have started this time, right?
- 20 minutes! - It's okay, I'm scared of 20 minutes.
- I've never been to an auction in 4 minutes and 9 seconds. - You'll be a bailiff in 4 minutes and 9 seconds?!
- I'm a bailiff, too. - I'm a bailiff, too. - You're Segway, right?
- I can't go faster than Segway. - You guys are fast. - You're faster than Segway. - You're fast!
- If you're fat, you'll be 1 minute and 50 seconds in 800 meters. - That's weird!
- Even though you're fat? - Who can predict that?
- 9 minutes! - I don't think you'll gain weight. - Please forgive me. 8 minutes and 59 seconds!
- 1 second?! - But it hasn't changed! 8 minutes and 55...
- 5! - Even though you don't have weight, 8 minutes and 50 seconds!
- It's been 8 minutes, so it feels like a battle. - My limit is 1 minute and 45 seconds.
- I can't do it anymore. - Seriously, what is this?
- But I have to do it once in a video, so I really want him to do it. - It's dull!
- Well, so far, the people in 2nd place are doing it, so I think I'm in 1st place.
- I feel bad for you. - Damn it!
- 40! - What?!
- 8 minutes and 40 seconds! - I can't do it!
- Are you two ready for 8 minutes and 40 seconds? - Yes!
- Shibayu-san, can we decide who will lose? - Yes!
- If Ryo wins, Ryo and I will get money from Shibayu. - Oh, I see!
- So Ryo will lose, right? - That's right.
- Shibayu decided to give me money, and Ryo decided to give me money, so we got it from Shibayu. - Right.
- Yosei-san, what do you think? - I'm someone who couldn't calculate 1 million yen and flew away.
- You're in 2nd grade in elementary school! You're someone who couldn't calculate 1 million yen and flew away! - That's right!
- Damn it! 30 minutes and 40 seconds! - Then, Ryo - san, please go up!
- Ate-chan-san, please go up! - Yes!
- Then, let's go!
- On your marks!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Go!
- It's done!
- Are you ready?
- Well, I'd like you to commentate here.
- Well, it's started.
- Go straight for 2,000 meters.
- This is the first brake.
- Brakes are important.
- Brakes can stop inertia.
- It uses physical strength.
- It's very hard.
- Oh, you're touching it.
- Yes. Oh, I see.
- It's full force.
- Oh, so far, Tetsuya-san is the first pacemaker.
- Yes.
- When you go back and forth, it's hard for your shoulders and legs.
- When you go back and forth for 22 or 23 times, it accumulates.
- Yes, but...
- I don't want you to go back and forth only with your right leg.
- Go!
- What's wrong with you?
- Their faces look like they're in a league.
- They're not funny at all.
- Go!
- It's 1 minute and 20 seconds now.
- Isn't it a good pace?
- It's easy if you go at this pace.
- No, if you go at this pace, it's easy.
- Doesn't that mean it's easy for you?
- No, it's not.
- Can we get angry if you do that?
- I want you to return that time.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Go!
- He doesn't care about the camera.
- Two minutes!
- He's a little excited.
- Yes.
- What do you think, Yamamura-san?
- Well, Tetsuya-san's pace hasn't changed,
- but I think Ryo-san's pace is a little slower.
- Oh, I see.
- His distance is getting longer.
- His chin is going up.
- Even from here, you can still hear Toiki's "haha" voice.
- Four!
- One-third done!
- Tetsuya-san, you fell!
- Tetsuya-san!
- You fell hard!
- High school Tetsuya-san!
- You fell hard!
- I wonder what it is. - I'm not sure.
- 4 minutes and 3 seconds! - Okay!
- Tetsuya-san is working hard! - He's working hard!
- In the term "landing" you said "fart"? - Yes, I did.
- He did! - Yes.
- 7 laps left! - 5 laps!
- He's like a motorcycle. - Ryo-san is out of the race.
- What kind of number do you use when you're alive? - That's right.
It's hard.
- Now, the last one. - 7 minutes and 36 seconds.
- 37, 38... - You can do it!
- 39, 40... - You can do it!
- You're a genius!
- The last one! - You're a genius!
- Isn't it really close? - Yes, you can do it!
- Okay, good luck! - You can do it!
- Destroy it!
- 8 minutes and... - 8 minutes!
- 8 minutes!
- You can do it! - Awesome!
- You're so fast! - Wait a minute!
- You're fast! - You're fast!
- At last... - You're fast!
- 8 minutes and 16 seconds! - Awesome!
- Look! Look! - Wow!
- Echaya's here! - And Echaya-san is...
Echaya-san's goal is 8 minutes and 28 seconds!
- Wow! - As expected!
- As expected of you two! - We're so impressed!
- We're so impressed! Let's go, Ryo-san! - Let's go!
- Ryo-san, congratulations! - I really tried my best.
- It was tough! - It was perfect.
- It's amazing how you got faster towards the end. - I know!
What are you doing? I want to show you Ryo-kun.
- But you got faster towards the end. - I was scared.
- Let's go see Tetsuya-kun. - Tetsuya-san, it's amazing!
You pulled me up to 1,000 meters and I made it!
- Tetsuya, you sacrificed yourself for 1,000 meters. - Thank you, Tetsuya!
- It was fun! - Let's go!
- It was fun! - What are you doing?
I'm sorry, but what are you doing?
I'm sorry, but the ending has already started!
- If you don't stop, you'll get in trouble! - No, no, I'll get in trouble!
As a result, Ryo-san gets 1 point!
- Tetsuya-san gets 1 point! - 1 point!
- Toshiya-san gets 0 points! - 0 points!
- And Shibai-san gets - 1 point! - 0 points!
- Hey! - Hey!
- Shibai-san, you'll get a penalty game! - Yay!
It was really a life of dropout!
Please give the two of them really good things!
We'll also play a sub-channel where we give away really good things, so if you buy it, please let us know!
Everyone, why don't you try this competition and think you can do it better than you think you can?
Let's have more confidence and do our best on YouTube!
- We're not old men yet! - Alright!
- We can do it! - We can do it!
Let's not give up just because we're in this area!
Even if we fail, let's keep trying!
Let's become a team full of minuses!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Let's run towards the sunset! - Let's run towards the sunset!
You're too drunk!
[Next time, we'll be playing a game where you have to guess the title of a song!]